The Life, Death, and Resurrection of Max Bieber

“Don’t make fun of men who wear their pants around their ankles - They could be suffering an anatomical malformation. Respect the difference.”

goodbye tumblr, see you in 3 months or so

These make me a little to happy

#YOLO

Always classy.

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

Dudebro Christ

killer hangover bruh

Zefron 101

How to act cool when a condom falls out of your pocket on the red carpet!

#I guess Amy Pond and Vincent Van Gogh finally had children

Rick Santorum made out of gay porn

Fat Tuesday is my favorite holiday, except I don’t think this is how one is supposed to celebrate it